In the above photo, we see Grant Cardone’s shadow at a different angle relative to the shadows of the palm trees, light post, and the plant in the planter behind him.

This leads us to ask if Grant Cardone’s mass of BS bends light. 

Or is this just a lazy shoop?

In either case, Grant Cardone continually emits a stupendous mass of galactic gasbaggery equal to that which was emitted by his personal Source and Savior L. Ron Hubbard (1911-1986). 

In order to insulate himself from any claims arising from the aforementioned galactic gasbaggery, Grant Cardone compels his investors in Cardone Capital to agree to arbitration a la Scientology.

The following statement is contained in Cardone Capital’s Private Placement Memorandums:

NOTICE REGARDING AGREEMENT TO ARBITRATE

THIS OFFERING MEMORANDUM REQUIRES THAT ALL INVESTORS ARBITRATE ANY DISPUTE, OTHER THAN THOSE RELATED TO CLAIMS UNDER FEDERAL SECURITIES LAWS AND THE RULES AND REGULATIONS PROMULGATED THEREUNDER, ARISING OUT OF THEIR INVESTMENT IN THE COMPANY. ALL INVESTORS FURTHER AGREE THAT THE ARBITRATION WILL BE BINDING AND HELD IN THE STATE OF DELAWARE. EACH INVESTOR ALSO AGREES TO WAIVE ANY RIGHTS TO A JURY TRIAL. OUT OF STATE ARBITRATION MAY FORCE AN INVESTOR TO ACCEPT A LESS FAVORABLE SETTLEMENT FOR DISPUTES. OUT OF STATE ARBITRATION MAY ALSO COST AN INVESTOR MORE TO ARBITRATE A SETTLEMENT OF A DISPUTE.

In other Cardone news, the “Scientology male performance enhancer” is selling VIP tickets to his 10X Business Summit later this month for $15,000.

The OT Gangster is accepting Bitcoin as payment. It is interesting to see Grant following his twin brother Gary into Bitcoin. 

Are you ready to pay?